You want to play UKIPT Bristol. I know you do. I can see it right there in your eyes next to the spot where you were hoping for a biscuit. You want it.
So, make it happen, cap'n, because if you want to qualify online, you don't have much longer.
UKIPT Bristol runs August 6-9 and will mark its return after a two-year absence from the schedule. The £700+£70 buy-in Main Event will be the highlight of the tourney at Rainbow Casino inside Bristol's Harbourside, but it's not the only thing going on.
Side events include the £2000+£200 (rebuy) High Roller, the £300+£30 (rebuy) Bristol Cup with a £300+£30 buy in.
The Bristol stop will be about more than poker tournaments. We're told there will be 24/7 cash games running, not to mention opportunities to play Footgolf, ride in a hot air balloon, play five-a-side football, and race go-karts.
So, you want to...even more than you want a biscuit, I'd bet.
So, visit UKIPT.com for more details.
Brad Willis is the PokerStars Head of Blogging